What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do scientists behave?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?